Total Medals Earned: 9,036 (From 1,362 different games.) Total Medal Score: 184,840 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (90/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 12/22 (100/500 points)
Deal a Double Hit (2 hits with a single strike)
Reach 25x Multiplier
Reach 10x Multiplier
Finish the Tutorial
Reach Level 3
Buy an Avatar
Deal a Triple Hit (3 hits with a single strike)
Reach Level 5
Reach 50x Multiplier
Deal a Penta Hit (5 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Tetra Hit (4 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Hexa Hit (6+ hits with a single strike)
Score 5.000 or more in a single match
Score 10.000 or more in a single match
Buy a Skin
Reach Level 10
Reach 100x Multiplier
Score 20.000 or more in a single match
Score 40.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 15
Reach Level 20
Score 80.000 or more in a single match
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (135/135 points)
You clicked the button 100 times
You clicked the button 50 times
You've reached 1,000 clicks
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Why the hell would a robot need breasts?
How witty!
Looks like you got the axe! Ha!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (490/490 points)
Delicious
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the first six levels
Complete the first twelve levels
Complete the first 18 levels!
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (75/150 points)
Resisted for 1 minute without any broken gear.
Resisted for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Resisted for 1 minute and 20 seconds without any broken gear.
Resisted for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
Resisted for 1 minute and 35 seconds without any broken gear.
Resisted for 3 minutes.
Resisted for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/100 points)
There's not always a light on the other end.
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.