Total Medals Earned: 9,103 (From 1,379 different games.) Total Medal Score: 185,985 Points
Medals Earned: 11/21 (100/500 points)
colors stuff
do orange level 1
got to red level 1
first b&w level
beat b&w 2
beat b&w 3
beat b&w 4
the black has been taken
very trippy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get to blue 1
get to indigo
get to violet 1
exploding rainbow
yellow 1
Take The Drunk I'm Medal
got some seizures
you have beaten the game
get to green 1
malevolent level
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Ye entered yer door!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (120/120 points)
...and ordered a beer.
You went to the bar...
You drank four beers
Medals Earned: 7/7 (250/250 points)
Get 1000 Points
Get 5000 Points
Post your Score
Get 10.000 Points
Get 50.000 Points
Get 100.000 Points
Get 200.000 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/325 points)
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (50/100 points)
Find a clock
Find a Bagpipes
Get 1000 Score Points
Get 1500 Score Points
Get 2500 Score Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (235/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 11/18 (170/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.